December 2011
A 3 months pregnant woman falls into a deep coma. 6 months later, she awakes and asks the doctor 'bout her baby.
- Doctor: You had twins, a boy and a girl, and they are both fine. Luckily, your brother named them for you.
- Woman: Oh no, not my brother! He's an idiot! What did he name the girl?
- Doctor: Denise.
- Woman: Well it isn't so bad, and what did he call the boy?
- Doctor: Denephew.
November 2011
Truth be told
Yes, I still miss you. Yes, I still do think about you.. but we’ve both found something better & I’m just glad you’re happy again.
Prove to me that your not like the rest.
New phone and new hair(:
Soo I went from blonde to violet-red Monday… It’s so dark but I love it(: ill most likely be posting pics haha. And I got the HTC EVO 3D yesterday(: supa excitedddd
Hahaha
ME: Its raining cats and dogs out there.
DAD: I know i just stepped in a poodle.
Reblog if you want your followers to tell you which Disney Character you most resemble.
Please?(:
Wow. 500 followers! thanks u guys(: its nice to know that there r ppl that actually listen and care out there.. and ppl that can relate. Haha.
thanks for the follow ;b
Your very welcome(:
hey thanks for the follow! hope you like my blog :) whats up?
No problem(: I do like ur blog, a lot. And not much. Just got home from church. Wbu?
Relationships end because once the person has you, they stop doing the things it took to get you.
Relationships end because once the person has you, they stop doing the things it took to get you.
I’m thankful I’m still happy without you<3
Not only do I love your blog ( heh found it ) but I also am secretly infatuated with you. K. here we go I got this idea from a spam msg I received on Facebook lol.. I know you like me but were always way too shy to say so :3 go hit up crushmasher(dót)com (uhh it wont let me do a regular link) then make an acct there. Search for the profile 'justmeandu33' ( obv me ) I posted body pix.. if u can figure out who I am msg me and we'll kick it. CC required for age but it is free. (annoying i know)
No thank youuu Scam
So If you love me, then why’d you let me go?
